& Sunday, November 12, 2006

HI!
today nothing happened.
apart from Vanessa saving me from getting fried.

*walking under train track*
Vanessa - *pulls me* TERESA! LOOK! I SAVED YOU FOM 1 DROP OF WATER!
Me - It's oil lah.
Vanessa - OH ok, i just saved you from being fried.

WTH LAH.
i was practically having fits.

Check this out -



Osama sucks lah.
they should catch him soon.
you never know when he decides to bomb another country.
which reminds me,
Singapore spent millions on defences.
but if you you think about it,
they can only defend ON land.
What if one day some asshole decides to crash a plane into esplanade?
and bomb the airport.
if he really does,
we are gonna explode.
BOOM!
why?
because Singapore is PUNY.
*place thumb on pinky*
very.
the ON land defences cannot do anything what.
unless they have some laser thing to aim the airplane.
which is then again pointless cause the plane will probably flying at 100 miles an hour and people are not the best at aiming stuff that flies at 100 miles an hour.
which reminds me again,
most people go to heaven when they die.
What do you do in heaven?
spend time with God yah,
then you'll be in heaven for the rest of the milleniem.
Shit man, dying is scary.
but then again my turn will come 60 70 years down the road.
i hope.
or maybe Osama decides to hijack the plane when we're going hawaii.
then probably crash the plane into some volcano.
i think Osama should shave.
SO BUSHY like shit.
wait, he IS shit.
HAHA.
Osama Shit.
OSAMASHIT.
nice name.
way to go osamashit.
is saddam hussein and osamashit married?!
Who the heck wants to marry a guy who haven't shaved since the day he was born?!
or a guy with an ugly moustache.
TERRORISTS SUCK LAH.



How about,
they live with the cancer.
living for another 3 weeks is quite alot
for a cockroach.

HI!
I'm Teresa
I'm here to teach you how to make a bomb.

step 1 - Papa Feng
Step 2 - Mama Feng
Step 3 - Danny Jones
step 4 - Teresa's wonderul friends
Step 5 - Mix all ingredients together
Step 6 - Mould into shape of a ball
Step 7 - Leave it to solidify
Step 8 - After it hardened, attach a string to it
Step 9 - Paint the surface black
Step 10 - Leave it to dry
Step 11 - After it has dried, light up the string
Step 12 - Stand 10 metres away from it
Step 13 - *BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!* *Teresa pops out*
Step 14 - TADA!!! *Teresa dances around*
So you have your bomb.
i'm currently it cause no one did this before.

Teresa, Teresa.
Teresa's gonna cut hair tomorrow.
it's getting chaotic.



I love it.
Don't you?

:) ilovedanny

( 5:03 AM )

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